#wizard frog!!!!

[nonbinary-arsonists]

*casts explosion*

Amphibiuary Day 2: Wizard

[imaginarylands4000]

[kimpossibooty]

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[goblinwolf]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[chrishallbeck]

[pixelins]

he will cure you of all your ailments 🌱

[prokopetz]

I suppose if I never manage to think of a better title for Space Gerbils, it would at least form a thematic pair with Tiny Frog Wizards. Heck, maybe when I finally get around to crowdfunding the physical editions I should do a single combined crowdfunding campaign – Space Gerbils and Tiny Frog Wizards has a certain ring to it.

[amphibianaday]

day 1662

[paper-swirls]

Wizard Froggies!

[breezeharbour]

little guys studies, ft spyro 1 enemies that are more threatening than the game's final boss

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

The Muppet Babies Wizard of Oz

[kimpossibooty]

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[oldschoolfrp]

Grey Star the Wizard, Richard Corben cover art for the US edition of the first game book of The World of Lone Wolf series by Ian Page and Joe Dever, 1987

[isbergillustration]

A very fun frog wizard commission for @perniciouslizard

[chocolettchoo]

First post! Hello happy to be here, I’m an artist illustrator and trying to move over here from hopefully Twitter and Instagram one day. You can find more about me at Chocolett.com (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)💛